Chronic Complainer

12" Wide × 18" Tall — $28.95

He's got bad knees, a bad attitude, and a backpack full of complaints. Armed with medical advice from a few questionable books, this patient has come prepared to tell the doctor exactly what's wrong.

Unfortunately, the doctor has a few complaints of his own, and neither one is interested in listening!

Net Flixer: Two experts on complaining. Neither one has a cure.